As we all prepare for this Halloween season, please take a few minutes to read some simple rules to help keep everyone safe.
1. - Don't assume the telephone calls are coming from another house.
2. - When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
3. - Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
4. - Don't go into the basement to check the power when the lights go out.
5. - If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
6. - When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER split up and go it alone.
7. - Don't have sex. Especially if you've noticed a few of your friends are missing!
8. - As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open a portal to Hell.
9. - Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
10. - If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, don't stand there sighing with relief, GET THE FUCK OUT!
11. - If appliances start operating by themselves, don't check for short circuits; JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!
12. - Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
13. - If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
14. - Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
15. - If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely ambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
16. - If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
17. - Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
18. - If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had a full tank of gas, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and will most likely be eaten.
19. - Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
20. - If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.
October 31, 2007
October 29, 2007
October 24, 2007
Just for fun
October 15, 2007
Go Red Sox!
Ever since watching the Sox play a couple of weeks ago, I have been very invested in whether or not the Sox win. So, GO SOX:-D (and yes, I have actually been watching the series, off and on:-D
October 03, 2007
Not quite the stupidest thing I have done, But close.
As most of you know, I am not fond of the fact that I have limitations to what I can do. Most of the time I do try to stay within the bounds, but every now and again I have to push the envelope and that is what I did Monday. I climbed the entire 291 steps to the top of the Bunker Hill Monument. It was painful, and I am paying for it now, but it was worth it:-D
Postcard of Bunker hill.
Me, Probably about halfway up.
The very top step
The view from one side
Daniel and me at the tippy Top:-D
Me, Probably about halfway up.
The very top step
The view from one side
Daniel and me at the tippy Top:-D
We did that early in the morning, and then spent the rest of the day exploring Boston. We went to the Science Museum, then off to my favorite spot in Boston, Fanueil Hall and Quincy Market where we spent the afternoon. We even ate at the "replica" of Cheers:-D Good food.
I am back at work today, and thinking I should not ever take vacations LOL. I hit the ground running this morning and really haven't stopped yet:)
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